jim davis just told me one of his "helpful" tips about how many calories are in my pumpernickel bagel. i was like "hey, what time were YOU at the gym this morning?" he said "6" i said "that's funny, i was there at 6:20 and i didn't see you"

theeeeeeen his story changed to how many steps it took to mow his lawn last night, which he considers "better than the gym." I wanted to ask him how much mowing the lawn did for his arms and what he did as far as strength and flexibility training.

I also wanted to ask him which one of us people would rather see in a bikini. Yesterday he tried telling me that sunscreen is bad for me because I'm depriving myself of Vitamin D (which Megan later told me you only need like 5 minutes per week in the sun to get).

SHUT UP WITH YOUR NEGATIVITY OLD MAN!